mintsmintsmints: captorihardlyknowher: count-vulvula: thedivingboard: russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks 15 minutes late they clearly weren’t russian looks like they were stalin you guys are putin way too much time into this
sabrinagrimm: sabrinagrimm: WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
Being lactose intolerant is dumb dont ever do it
bon-bon: The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync.
How come no one has shortened the words sarcastic claps to sarcasticlaps yet?
ronaldreaganisdead: rocks dont move and they are happy
nerdache-cakes: All of you are wrong. The J in GIF is silent. Like in José. Hif.
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt: When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach When your teacher is mean but teaches really good When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the...
chantersboard: I love when you can tell someone’s going through a tracked tag because for like 23 straight posts they reblog nothing but macaroni and cheese
morgrana: in-the-village-of-derwyn: morgrana: morgrana: for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications DON’T YOU DARE you know you secretly like it
10000bc: since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need
jawnn-locked: adiostoreadontcare: turntechtier: jawnn-locked: turntechtier: jawnn-locked: the okay gatsby the mediocre gatsby the you could have done better gatsby the terrible gatsby The -you did great but not oscar award winning great- gatsby
ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD” Loooooooooooolllll!!!!!! Guann! Member when this happened to meee
When in doubt, sleep.